Stump the Chump Rules

• Call us at 913-3-810-810. Ask us a sports trivia question.
  
  
• One question and one question only. No combo questions such as, “Where did Johnny Allstar go to high school and who was his Algebra II and Trig teacher?”
  
  
• Your question must be relevant. We are the judge, jury and prosecutor on what is and what is not relevant. If we think your question is irrelevant, we will gong you and perhaps ridicule you off the air. Do not take it personally. We don’t hate you. We have never even met you. If you do take it personally, you probably deserve even more ridicule.
  
  
• We limit our answers to three. Do not ask us for the entire starting lineup for 1899 Cleveland Spiders. We will tell you three. Harry Colliflower, Chief Sockalexis and Ossee Schreckengost. And we will have won.
  
  
• If we do not answer your question correctly, we will ask you a return question. Our question back to you will either be relative to the one you asked us or just relevant. Again, we are judge, jury and prosecutor. Additionally, we are the court reporter. We’re not sure, but we think we are also bailiff.
  
  
• If you do not answer our return question correctly, we have won. If you do answer the return question correctly, YOU have won. We will attempt to cover our embarrassment by making fun of either Enich’s age or Seaboldt’s gut. We may also take a shot at Garrett or Clinkscale. Actually, those four things will probably happen whether you answer correctly or not. The most important thing is YOU WIN!
  
  
• You can pick up your prize at our office, 6721 W. 121st in Overland Park, between the hours of 8:30am and 5:00pm.